I am posting this for the mere pleasure of the absurdity of this statement (which is true):
I had a facial today at a dude ranch in Middle of Nowhere, Texas.
Your questions now are "What are you doing in Texas?", "Is it really a dude ranch if they offer spa services?", and "No, I mean really -- wouldn't they kick that ranch out of Texas?"
Alas, you shall live in suspense.
I had a facial today at a dude ranch in Middle of Nowhere, Texas.
Your questions now are "What are you doing in Texas?", "Is it really a dude ranch if they offer spa services?", and "No, I mean really -- wouldn't they kick that ranch out of Texas?"
Alas, you shall live in suspense.